Well, I have come to the ultimate conclusion that dating is not meant for me, as the past few dates I have been on have complete tragedies.
Truth be told, I joined Bumble two years ago when I had seen a cutie at a beach club in hopes of finding him on there; however, after failing at finding him on that, Bumble has not been a "go to" for me... so this post does not relate to online dating {granted I do have some interesting Bumble stories if you're interested in hearing those}.
To be clear, I have had one "official" boyfriend in high school which lasted a couple of months and to this day we are still really good friends. We still talk often and we have hung out since our boyfriend // girlfriend phase, but going to a college that is practically 70% girls really didn't work out in my favor {although, I think my dad was pretty happy with that}. Sophomore year of college {four years after my "official" relationship} I wouldn't say I technically had a boyfriend, but I did have an on and off kinda long distance phase with a guy in San Diego. Once again, this post is not about either of those guys. They were great.
More recently, I have found myself in THE WEIRDEST situations. Because my family reads my posts, I am going to keep it rated G {even though my mama, dad, and brother} all know EVERYTHING but I don't wanna disclose too much information over the internet cause it's a pretty scary place. Long story short though, have been on a couple of blind dates which in my eyes have not ended well. However, in the guy's eyes, they have apparently been "amazing" and "so much fun."
Before I say too much though, I will just begin by saying one guy asked me a pretty comical question that I couldn't stop laughing at relating to "boobies" and I had one guy that I had JUST FREAKIN MET whip out a box that held vibrating butt plugs {who even knows what those are?!} and other things. Let's just say I ended up calling myself an uber and SPRINTING to it down the street.
With that short synopsis, what would you guys think of me actually writing a book relating to dating and dating tragedies?
Ever since I was little, I have thought about writing a book of my own {although, when I was little, the book I started writing had to do with a kitty cat}. I would love ANY and ALL input in relation to me publishing a book on dating though, as I have been thinking about it a lot lately and have even further discussed it with my dad. I know that autobiographies aren't necessarily the most exciting, but I guarantee you that it would be a pretty dang funny book because my experiences have been pretty out there {and I would obviously be sure to change up names out of respect to all}. Plus, who doesn't like reading dating fails in Cosmopolitan or other gossip magazines? Let me know what you guys think!!
xoxo V
